| This paragraph is by
Webmaster |
Once upon a time there was a guy named Woody. (We are not sure where he got that name
from? Whatever!) Anyway, Woody was late (again)for a show on a cool Sat. morning. His
friends where just about to give up on him when he came pulling into the parking lot
to meet them. That's when things started happening...
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| This paragraph is by
woody |
Woody was pulling a massive 3 wheel around the whole crew faster and faster he went until all of a sudden lights shot out from in front of his ride and in a flash he was gone.... |
| This paragraph is by
Mike (STREET SCENE) |
As Woody's Flex Capasitor reached it upmost power peak, he looked down from his MASSIVE 3-Wheel and noticed, no longer was he in the year 1999, but in the year 1957!.... |
| This paragraph is by
Glenn "Envious Styles" |
When he discovered that he was back in time he got out of his car to take a look around, but as he got out he stepped in a huge pile of dog poo. So he snuk into a nearby abandoned barn to clean off his shoes only to see a brand new 1957 Datsun Pickup. No one was around so he took the truck. Then thoughts of customizing it soon popped in his head.... |
| This paragraph is by
Mike (BAC DAT AZZ UP!) |
Next thing ya know good 'ole Woody(boing!) Painted it, shaved it, bodydropped, bagged, and put huge azz 20's on this classic unheard of mini. The last thing Woody had to do was install the Flex Copasitor in to the Datsun. So he walked eagerly back to the Dakota only to find..... |
| This paragraph is by
"T" |
someone had stolen his MOJO!? |
| This paragraph is by
yep |
then himself and his woody went to bed together |
| This paragraph is by
Low Society |
After the little "sleepnig" together thing he sold both trucks to buy a 2000 s-10 single cab with a full air-ride fast bag system. going back to the year 2000 he met up with his girlfriend who saw his new truck and went crazy over it! Woody and his girlfriend were talking and she said all her female friends love those little s-10 rides so she got all of them together and they started to........ |
| This paragraph is by
Mike |
say "Woody, Woody, Woody, why don't u give me some play...So we can bing it down the Fox Valley way!" With that Woody broke out the pimp suit. Hat with a feather, vest, chains...Kinda lookin like Brandon Krammer at his wedding! At that Woody raised his kane and said "All youz my hoes...and I be yo pimp! |
| This paragraph is by
Nick |
So he through the hoes in the bed of the truck and started on his journey, railing the whole way. As the hoes held on for dear life while he through sparks out behind, a passer buy pulled up trying to buy a hoe, he slowed, and yelled, your not low, you get no hoe. |
| This paragraph is by
eric |
with the flick of a switch the stranger slammed down on his rails with sparks all out the sides |
| This paragraph is by
uncivilized |
seeing this woody just had yo stop. but while walking pimpishly around brothaman's dooky juiced ride he couldnt help but notice the nasty "POSITIVE FORCE (fox valley) logo on the back window. "woody laughed as he walked(still pimpishly) back to his ride, and said "sorry brothaman, but hataz get no play from any of the hoez in this ride!!!" |
| This paragraph is by
Representing |
The stranger amazed as to Woody's inability to hook a fellow low up with a hoe, he just shook his head. Just as he did the stranger's crew pulled up in all their rides. All low as hell with juice or bags and overflowing with hoes in each. They stopped and showed what they had and after making Woody regret his earlier dicision took all the rides and all hoes (even Woody's)and left to go on to better things, then dealing with hataz. |
| This paragraph is by
TacoMaker |
So Woody left all alone, No hoes, No Bros and worst of all No RIDE!!! As Woody looked up in the sky he saw a shooting star. For shits and giggles he wished that he could..... |
| This paragraph is by
YouDon'tKnow? |
Poop. Right then, right there. For some unknown reason, Woody suddenly had a case of the "regret runs", now that he had no hoes. Only problem was that the nearest port-o-pottie was 5 miles away, and the Woodster was almost out of gas... |
| This paragraph is by
RUN IT!! (Appleton Speed Association) |
Well instead of runnin to the porta potty, he decided to run it down to the Quickie Mart at the end of College Ave. He needed to get there quicker than any 4 banger or chromed 6 cylinder could get him there, so when he heard the killer Ol' Blue Chevy rumbling down the street, he knew he'd found his ride. He jumped in shotgun at the red light and told the driver to haul ass. Well as the driver hammers the petal on the old Chev, Johnny Law flips on his cherries and blueberries and gives chase. The driver laughs at the pigs and hits the Hellfire switch and sprays the healthy small block with a 150 horse shot and they run to freedom. Just as they roll into the Quickie Mart, there is a Rustang ragtop filled with sexy bitches.......... |
| This paragraph is by
joe anus |
The bitches where hot as hell the one he wanted had them big ass tits and nice booty. we jumped in the rustang and took off. The bitches where horny as fuck. We went to the low low shop on college ave and i picked me up a 64. that mother fucker was tight. we hopped in and busted a standing 3. we proceeded to roll down the ave with that 3 wheel motion. the bitches where going crazy. |
| This paragraph is by
Mrs. Woody |
Yeah.... Then Woody's wife and son woke him up and told him to go to work!! He can play with his mini when he gets paid! |
| This paragraph is by
Mike tha almighty booty spanker |
Woody just looked at his wife with disgust and shook his head. He couldn't believe she woke him up while having this kick ass dream. He suddenly glanced at the clock..."OOh shit I'm gonna be late for the show!" With that he jumped in "Primer Passion" and it was off to the show with no back window! |
| This paragraph is by
Big Poppa 2Pump |
Once he got to a town called Dale there was no one around. Where's the show he asked an ass high Cutlass.... |
| This paragraph is by
Big Paki |
Then, a big paki man came with a louisville slugger and a beretta and told woody: "gimme ya ride or ill crack your head up!" |
| This paragraph is by
Ruggid |
So Woody said:" PLEASE!, not my ride, ill do everything you want, even suck your dieaa!". |
| This paragraph is by
chop suey |
And because we all know Big Paki was a homo so as he unzipped Woody wipped out the Ninja sword sliced his man hood in two, casually got back in his ride and said BETTER RECOGNIZE!.... |
| This paragraph is by
1lowmopo!!! |
and for his effort, Woody got a third place trophy in Under Construction, oh wait, there's been a mistake, no trophy for Woody!!! |
| This paragraph is by
Myke the G-funk, potbelly-gangsta |
Woody was so upset he jumped in his kota and went to his fellow hydro buddy, Brandon's house. There they both chatted about getting some 13 inch wires to put on there rides while trading off times on the diving board to do some bellyflops. After along talk with Brandoon(the razorback zoro) Woody decided to call Ranger Boats and get his truck in for paint. Meanwhile Brandon insisted they should call Bryan up to take the yota for a lap or two down town.... |
| This paragraph is by
mike...does anyone read this? |
Bryan jumped at the invitation and grabed the yota and headed for the ave. On his way down 41, with a shower of sparks behind him he realized he was alomost out of..... |
| This paragraph is by
Rob the skyscrapin' prop stealin' oldest 16 year old! |
Wisconsin. He was so busy checkin' the glare of sparks in the rear view he didn't realize he had driven all the way to the U.P. So he flipped a bitch and started back and then he noticed that.... |
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Hey Miker , Potbelly -gangsta are bad,BUt SLAPNUTTS are BETTER!!!!! |
A half elk half ape was pissing on yoda!!! He looked at and smiled ! He got out of the yoda an disconnected the air from the scuba tank and stuck it up the half elk and half ape ass and blassed 300 psi into it! The damn thing thing filed up like a balloon! So Bryan ..... |
| This paragraph is by
Brad (Street Scene) |
...jumped back into the yoda and rode baja off the shoulder of the road. When arrivin on college ave no one was to be found. Bryan picked up his mobile phone and gave a shout out to mike. Mike picked up the phone and slurred hello. Being too drunk to understand anything, Mike.... |
| This paragraph is by
Bendayho |
told Bryan to pick him so they could cruz down to Manty and show fools what a real show truck looks like. Bryan insisted he wouldn't fit in with all the stock paint, ground effects, refrigorator enamal, and roof marking lights that adorned many of the show trucks on the lakeshore. Mike agreed with Bryan's pleas and told him he should put ground effects on the yota. But bryan was one step ahead of mike... he had just installed some of the phatest headlight covers Lund can provide! |
| This paragraph is by
Mr.HYDROPRICK himself |
Later Bryan realized that the covers were not enough,he called Brandon to get some sunviser/monster-wing advise. But to his suprise Brandon called him a freek and said "only a desperate fool would try something like that! but maybe that guy Marty can help you." That night Bryan and the yota went downtown, cought-up with Marty who told him"you know what ya should do... |
| This paragraph is by
the other hydro prick |
is you should talk to Woody cause i hear all it takes to win is a little primer. His motto is he likes his with no shine! so then he went to Auto zone and got....... |
| This paragraph is by
gimpy {you don't have a compressor? |
some of the best krylon money good buy. But as Bryan walked to the counter he is snaged by Road Gear audio isle, and desides to put some more bump in the trunk and gets 2 of the biggest...... |
| This paragraph is by
fats where its at |
Fat women he could carry. But when he put them in the back of the truck he couldn't air up.Whats a white boy to do? |
| This paragraph is by
Asian Buffet Boy |
AND THEN.... |
| This paragraph is by
The Phantom Menice |
Bryan decided, forget the fat women! He took them out of the trunk dropping them back off at the Loft, he headed to the nearest KMart. He had heard they were having a sale on Kraco Audio gear. Once at KMart, he was looking in awe at all the speakers and amps. He noticed a rather large amplifier, 800X2 watts. Thinks to himself and says to the customer service rep, I'll take that one. Bryan was happy when he realized that the amp was on sale for $199.99. On the way home Bryan was crankin' some New Kids On The Block, cruisin' in the tightest of moods because he got an amp that appeared to be good. He was driving down the road and was thirsty. So he stopped at The Paradise Club to quench his thirst. He notice that the fat chicks that he had in his trunk for the bump were strippers here........... |
| This paragraph is by
Tealmad |
....so he looked in his wallet for some condoms. He thinks he is going to boink these slobs. So he has some shots and a couple of beers. These oompas were lookin' fine as a mutha (after a six pack and three shot of tequilla.) So he says to the two new looking beauts wanna ride my bags? If you blow a little air in them, it will start to rise! They look at his little ass and say hell yeah...... |
| This paragraph is by
Gotcha |
But they blew,and they blew, they just couldn't get a rise! In disgust,he tosses those "mopeds" out,looks down at his stuff,and says "good boy what was I thinking I'm part of Lo-Image, We've got a reputation to uphold! Yet out of the crowd, and destin to cause trouble, our guy "Greg" jumps in the truck... |
| This paragraph is by
gotta get some! |
and starts beating the sh@t out of big,bad,Bahr Bahr.Then ganks his ride! Greg takes-off in the Yota screaming "I'm back in the game,I'm finally back in the game!!! Greg takes the truck over to woody's to see if he can get back in the club,but Woody tells him... |
| This paragraph is by
the bagged fag(super, thanx 4 asking) |
"ya know greg, I fell sorry for what that dumbass did to your old mazdawg so you have my sympathy, but you will never... |
| This paragraph is by
The almighty 110 puke-layer |
be able to survive in the new age. For example look at all the woderful things we are doing with primer these days! I tell you what give Bahr-Bahr back the 'Yota go down to the auto-auction and get....... |
| This paragraph is by
A...is for... |
an "asshole" I mean "Astro" van to pimp out. So he did,as soon as Greg got there he saw an 89'chevy "asshole" I mean Astro. Without even looking inside, he bought it, paid $1500 for it!! As he was paying for it,he thought"this must be one hell-o-van for that price!" Come to find out, in the back, it has a loud system,with dance floor & some sort of pole to the ceiling.Greg then went back to see Mr.Woody... |
| This paragraph is by
Obi Wan Kenobi |
on the way he saw some of the old hoochies he used to hang out with, so he picked them up. To make the trip feel complete he swung by Brandons house to get him, just like old times. They decided to cruise to the Ave to see if........ |
| This paragraph is by
dainnocent1 |
...they could find that other A-van they herd so much about.Aparently,some old 70's pimp drives it around trying to pick up all their bitches "thats quit a load! Even for "Da Ladies Man". Finally, after hours and hours of searching, they see that white van just up ahead,but who's that he's talking to? HEY,its that Nina chick from back in the day. SHIT! that S.O.B. he's at it again GET HIM!!! |
| This paragraph is by
DAMN! |
When they caught up with him,they reolized they couldn't match the awsome power of the 70's pimp.Were they getting old,have they lost their "GAME?"
Discusted,Brandon jumps out of the van to investigate... |
| This paragraph is by
yo moma |
when Brandon got out of the van he reolized that he lost his mojo. a long whith his balls that Sadie has so nicely packed away. Feeling like he had no hope of getting any...... |
| This paragraph is by
fo' shizil my nizil |
anybody to c-notch his truck!...What's a pimp to do when he can't scrape??...Then suddenly the great C-notch Fairy appeared!...POOF!!!Brandon was suddenlly wisped away to a magical garage in another realm.... |
| This paragraph is by
GenErich |
Brandon Arrived and rubbing the hase from his eyes.He looked up and saw Bryan And Erich smiling, with a torch and saw zaw in there hands.They looked at Brandon's truck and smiled!! So sparks were flying and big notch was added!!Soon brandon was happy cause his ass was a dragging. He says thanks guys for putting me back into the game!!So he left the shop with sparks a flying and.... |
| This paragraph is by
stingken |
bed liner a melting .the bed liner melting gave off a horibble smell ,kinda like the smell from.... |
| This paragraph is by
Where's your shitter? |
Justin's ass after a 8 piece of fried chicken from Wal-mart! |
| This paragraph is by
would'nt u like to know |
Brandon didn't like the smell. So he jacked up the rear of his truck with hoopty-juice. He then proceeded to drag the front, but there was something in the way. "Oh, that's right, "my wheelwells are still in",he said. So he then took a trip to New London and found Andy scrapin' up the streets. He then asked him to investigate his situation. Andy took one look at Brandon's wheelwells and snatched his sawzall. In a matter of miniutes Brandon's truck could drag front-to-back. Then Brandon helped Andy out by putting a racerback on his truck to look like a giant wing spoiler. Andy was unsure of how cool that looked, so they both headed to Appleton to see what Woody thought. On the way there, they were dragging their trucks side-by-side down the highway when... |
| This paragraph is by
Backatcha |
(Brandon reolized he doesn't need all these fools he is perfectly capable of doing the work himself!)but anyway, they were side by side when Brandon noticed that,Andy,the broke-ass-procrastinator,STILL has a primer tailgate!!!!hmmm...Whats the dilly-yo?then Andy replied... |
| This paragraph is by
achoo!! |
Just a thought...ripply stainless |
| This paragraph is by
Bitch |
There was a guy one time, pulled up to the former StreetWorks when Brandon just got a phat ass paint job. He dumped his fast air and said, "Damn my truck don't look as good, but it sure sits about four inches lower." After a little bullshittin that short little guy pulled away throwin sparks. It was so neat to see. Like fireworks without the bang. The next time that guy was in town he sees a pimp in a Cadillac-lookin fullsize and whips a u-e from hell. He caught up at the lights and chatted for two seconds only to find the guy that his sister went out with once. Then the short little fellow flew away in his pimp yellow import. |
| This paragraph is by
Ya-Hi |
Yes,it's true Brandon had a stainless tailgate at one time,BUT it couldn't have been too bad,cuz somebody (whom shall remain namless) picked it out of the garbage! And still sports it today!Along with numerous other old- school modifications!And after the help of Mr.Rice Brandon's truck is something to be proud of!(Thanks Bud!)
Meanwile on the highway Brandon and Andy were on their way to see the man, when a white Monty-carlo pulled up along side.The car had some sort of logo on it,Andy seemed to know him because he gave the guy the... |
| This paragraph is by
the ghetto pimp |
Lo-image Gang sign, and yelled out L to the izz-I fo' Lizife! And dropped his truck on the ground like his stomach at guys night out 01'! Meanwhile Brandon was busy pullin a bad ass 3-wheel to show he was the switchmasta! |
| This paragraph is by
DONT U WISH (u had a different system) |
Watching both L.I.members showing their stuff,the guy in the monty tries to answer by hitting his switches,But,oh, no! His rear-end locked up!(Must be the Porky's setup)too bad,soo sad.He then pulled onto the shoulder to check it out.Brandon and Andy took-off to continue their mission... |
| This paragraph is by
bu burner |
then they stopped and smoked a fatty |
| This paragraph is by
bu burner |
then they stopped and smoked a fatty |
| This paragraph is by
Big DOGG |
Woody went to check his mail, he had a fat check, It was from that porno film he did way back when, it's selling like crazy now. Woody went down to the bank and cashed it!, Then he went to las vegas, and gambled, slept around, and one night after going to the whore house while he was high as fuck on crack and viagra pills, he got lost...
.. He woke up in a dumpster somewhere in mexico. With a beard and a totally differnt set of clothes, no money. |
| This paragraph is by
Bigger DOGG!!! |
When Brandon and Andy arrived at downtown Appleton, they saw Woody standing around by a sweet azz Mazdawg. They then pulled over to check it out. As they pulled up behind the Mazdawg, they noticed a "Ghetto Pimpin'" logo in the back window. As it turns out, while Woody was broke in Mexico, he gambled his last dollar and won a fortune. He then had enough money to pimp out Pinky and his Mazda. His mazda now was bagged, bodydropped, and had the wildest paint job around. As the three members of L.I. sat and admired Woody's newly decked out ride, they heard a crowed cheering aabout a block down from them. Along with the cheering, they heard scraping and that wonderful sound that airbags make. PPPPPPSSSSSSHHHH!!! As the pimped out truck passed them, they recognized the driver. It was...(definitely not a positive force member)... |
| This paragraph is by
Biggest DOGG |
a shock to see a pimped-out truck that wasn't already in LO-IMAGE.They went for a closer look...Could it be...it was...Marty! The L.I. members couldn't believe thier eyes! Marty then asked AGAIN if he could join the club. After discussing it for a while they told him to... |
| This paragraph is by
Woody |
meet them at the next meeting. They gave him the directions and told him wat time to meet. So off Marty went to gloat that he was in the club. Marty went directly home to tell his mommy that he had done it, she was so proud of her little boy. He had finally accomplished his dream.
Later that week the time had come Marty was so excited he could'nt wait. When he arrived at the meeting location he was puzzled, he didn't recognize any of the vehicles. Just figuring that they were all winter beaters he gave the secret knock and went in only to find...... |
| This paragraph is by
GenErich |
A room full of exjenny craig drop outs that turned strippers..There dancing all over the place with there Walmart chicken tucked in there rolls when they noticed a new piece of meat was there..... |
| This paragraph is by
Justin Timberlake |
thinking maybe this was some kind of initiation Marty went in and joined the fun. He started yelling who's in the house when surprisingly he heard someone yell..... |
| This paragraph is by
Ex: Member of P.F. and Playerz |
FIRE!!!!!!!!! When the smoke cleared there stood a red S-10, to show that Porky's Hydros shouldn't be dragged through the mud because of little Monty Carlo that can't dance. As Marty saw this truck he ran over to see if he had any parts to spare. As the smoking beast drove away Marty was so happy to get more scrap metal for his truck he ran back inside to get a lap dance. Just as things were about to get started he realized ... |
| This paragraph is by
Got Marty |
it was only a dream. he rolled over, wiped the drool off his face and ran to the driveway only to find not a girl with in three blocks and his truck wasn't pimped out, it was the same plain,recycled truck it always was. After a few minutes of crying he realized something was wrong. His beloved stainless tailgate was missing.He vows to himself that he will find who stole it and get it back. The search begins... |
| This paragraph is by
wingswest |
Rolling down the street.Wiping the tears from his face,He see a glow coming from brandons house!!He pulls up to find his bling bling sitting back on brandons truck with the reverse razorback wing ! Brandon tells marty he couldn't live with out the tailgate,bring it back to old school.As a peace offering he offers Marty the reverse razorback wing.Then Marty..... |
| This paragraph is by
shabby the pervert |
Knew he was still dreaming,cuz Brandon doesn't even have a spot on his truck for the tailgate-its welded over-DUHH! Anyways Marty didn't want to wake up from the dream, cuz this was the closest he's ever come to being in his dream club! so he decides to go see his best friend mike selner, on advise on how to do a convertable top-and then use the sunvisers to cover it up(lol)!!!mike tells him to get out of his garage and bans marty from using him in his dreams. Since his mojo was damaged, he thought he could use a pick-me-up so,he headed out to Beansnappers to try and get up,(I mean a pick-me-up).Well he got inside and was having a pretty good time,but thought to himself(can-I can-I get a tabledance?). He goes to the bar to purchase one when one of the dancers came up to him and said... |
| This paragraph is by
bashin losers |
nigga please.. get your broke, ghetto truck havin ass out of here! With his ego smoking he picks up the little pride he has and exits the club. Just when he thinks his life couldn't get any worse.... |
| This paragraph is by
lou |
he finds that his truck is being towed away! Marty yells to the driver hey thats mine where are you going? Sorry kid I am on a mission and your truck has to back to the 80's where it belongs. As marty thinks his day can't get any worse he see's Jon roll by with some fat bitch and realizes his life really isn't that bad. Marty says to himself screw it what I am going to do now is.... |
| This paragraph is by
POOP |
go talk to Manuel. He'll let me in his club. Positive foce isn't that hard to get in. I'll just tell him my wire wheels are being shipped to me now, they will be here in a few days. yea thats what I'll do, I'll join Positive force. But first he has to get his truck back from the 80's. Just then .... |
| This paragraph is by
whatever |
he realized Positive Force would never let him in either, they are too smart for that kind of trouble. He had a better idea he would just steal another clubs website and rename it with some whacked out name and put his own people in that way he would be king.
Everything was going fine untill..... |
| This paragraph is by
J/K |
a big bird crapped on his head. He realized that even if he just renamed a club that it would never be as cool or respected a lo-image. He figures the only way He'll ever gain respect is to take over lo-image. With that in mind he heads over to Justins house where they are holding there meeting. He bursts down the door and then.... |
| This paragraph is by
sorry marty |
see's that every club in town is there! And on the wall is a sign that reads Fox Valley Anti-Marty Coalition. Manuel jumps up and yells.... |
| This paragraph is by
manuel is gay |
whos in the house? the crowd cheers "Manuel the fag".. Marty wzlks in and takes a look around and notices that it isnt a joke, these clubs are all together for an anti Marty coalition. He yells out to the crowd..... |
| This paragraph is by
dont u wish |
"I must confess Manuel is my lover, he doenst want me in his club cause he knows he wouldnt be able to keep his small ass pecker out of my large ass....But why wont the rest of you let me in"..... |
| This paragraph is by
PowersThat B |
just then Manuel starts to stutter and freak out. He starts to freak every one out, and his skin starts to split open and a bright light starts to shine thru. Everyone starts screaming and running around its Jon Shelton! Ah Ha he yells I've kiddnapped the REAL Manuel and I have fooled you all including Marty he had sex with me! Marty starts to cry, but thru the door bursts Woody with Manuel by his side! Woody bitch slaps Shelton to the ground and then pulls out what seems to be a 4 pump porkys set up, and Zaps him into another Dimension! All is Saved! Now Marty, he says,I have used my powers to fight evil and unless you get a clue you will be next. Take this stack of MiniTruckin' Mags and...... |
| This paragraph is by
dillholeio |
keep out of the public eye until theres something presentable.don't you know you need a mullet and a scorpions cassette to drive an 80's truck you silly goose? just then, a female hardbody drags by in a hardbody(imagine that). whats a guy to do, an 80's truck and a hand allready down his pants while lookin at the minitruckin mags. casually he....... |
| This paragraph is by
I like grapefruit |
He blows his load all down the front of his pants. |
| This paragraph is by
i like poo |
while blowing his load he realizes. theres more to the mag than just pictures. theres articles and how-to's and tech stuff. so he decides to....... |
| This paragraph is by
BigBigLittlenutZ |
learn how to read. Being a graduate of Kimberly he knew he had better learn how to read. He has his mom order him the hooked on phonics from QVC (Quality,Value, Convienance) They got a good deal there! While he was learning to read there was something happening downtown. All the lo image guys where in Route, it was guys night out III, when Brandon comes running in he immediately tells them that....... |
| This paragraph is by
dahhhh i for got.......bling , bling |
some ex members of P.F. are starting a new car club after us!!They call them selfs lower image!!They all run out side to see the bass boat flakes and 13 inch wires fly by!!spice got so upset with the fake L.I. he grabbed his beer and..... |
| This paragraph is by
back to it |
penis then goes out to see what the F$#! is going on! low and behold thers marty! in with that fake crew-screaming... |
| This paragraph is by
tap-tap-tap-taperoo!!! |
"See!!! I'm finally accepted by someone! Even though I had to repaint my truck to look like a Rinker Fishing boat. I'm getting my muthafuckin' roll on with my 13 inches(nothing more)." The L.I. members were so fucked up, they couldn't help but laugh at the fake-azz hoopties. After the laughter died down, they continued back inside Route only to find... |
| This paragraph is by
? |
all the Hotties dancing up on Brandon! What the hell! Then from out of nowhere.... |
| This paragraph is by
You da Man |
Woody,started shakin-it the girls couldn't resist his moves! they were grinding, and feelin him up like he was a chip N dale dancer! When Woody told the girls his wife left him, the girls just went crazy- wanting to take him home with them! Not wanting to leave his Club behind he waited til closing time-When he said "later" to his L.I. brothers and left with three hotties hanging from him!... |
| This paragraph is by
ohhhhhh woodyyyyyyy !!!!!!!! |
On the way out they told woody a secret that they were lovers!! Woody thought to him self damn ,the mojo still works!!They go to there house they had a drink..next woody knows hes stripped right down to L.I. thong!!!these Hotties are kinky!!!there in to s&m ,they had him chained and gaged when they..... |
| This paragraph is by
ass kissin bastard |
pulled out the hydro fluid, deepcycle battery, and jumper cables! they smothered themselves in the seductive hydro-juices and revealed their own pink obssesions! Yet the girls had no idea what was in store for them, for,after several intense hours of ground pounding action, the girls started screaming so loud they couldn't even think! Woody was tearin-it-up in the traditional L.I. way! when it was finally over the girls fell asleep,worn out,and overly satisfied. The next morning they woke up only to find that Woody the Sex God was gone! they looked,and they looked, but he was gone. All he left was a note on the table,...it read..." |
| This paragraph is by
BlueBalls |
gone fishing..... The girls got there stuff together and out the door they wentto find their "Woody". It didnt take them long to spot their tired, over sexed porn star sitting on a park bench. The three girls run down to him only to find..... |
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Woody Is A God |
that the City of Appleton had erected a statue of him to immortalize the living legend that is Woody. Disappointed the girls went to the only place they thought Woody would be, they hurriedly went to........ |
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Guess who!?!?!?!?!? |
the Ave. The three girls stood on the corner of College and Durkee flagging(flashing) to their almighty Wood. As he turned past them , they saw a large chested brunette in the passenger seat. They had been replaced!!! Woody just smirked and waved them away. Not wanting to share the bust; oops.....I mean babe with any of his "buddies" in the Club; he whisked her away to..... |
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big daddy |
His Garage to make her block sand his entire dakota to get it ready for Roberto to spray some sick ass graphics. While this big chested brunette was bending over, block sanding the rocker panel, the almighty Woody suddenly had an urge to... |
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Shh! Don't tell |
to go burn one with this cool girl he knows from the old school. After they get blazed, she tells him.......... |
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im tellin |
that he cant get no lovin with his primered truck that smells like tuna stink faced ass with a hint of poop dick |
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Roberto is King |
then he gently told her, thats not what its all about, but if you want i'll show you all the trophies I got plus the one while being in primer! She realized that there was more to it than that so she got back into her broken down grand am and off she went. Woody than went back to work only to find that Roberto had..... |
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Street Scene Sucks |
air bagged his monkey bike. Roberto was peddaling his ass all around the garage...legs going a million miles per hour, but going no where. He suddenly realized and shouted "I fucked up my monkey bike... It's scared for life!" Woody began to try to cool the hot headed hispanic but to no aval. with in seconds Roberto had smashed the monkey bike like a pinata. |
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not the drama queen |
THE END |
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Not Gonna End |
or was it? If you recall in the beginning Woody's flux capacitor hade malfunctioned and time has a funny way of catching up you,just as it caught up to Woody.
When the monkey bike smashed thru the floor it opened up a hole under the floor. They both stuck their heads inside to see a ......
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Lakeshore Homo |
bald old guy saying over and over "I can't believe Woody beat me with primer!" Woody and Roberto both laughed at this image of a man painting a civic wing on the back of a tailgate with fizz paint. Suddenly they both realized the hole in the floor was a time warp back to October of 2000. With knowing that woody and Roberto jumped into the time warp to... |
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oh oh |
See if they could save Andy from that wicked, well, you know who... |
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no mo' ho's |
The 'Primer God', who seems to be putting his curse on many minitruckers these days. Woody and Roberto arrived at Andy's garage, but they were too late. There sat Andy's S-10 in full primer. Woody looked at Roberto and said,"Well, there's another truck that'll beat that old bald guy!" Then Woody and Roberto jumped back into the time warp. They then arrived... |